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Ah Mao sent me this blog, showing how insurance can protect your "thing"..

According to the blogger...

If you need that "extra" protection, you can consider this particular insurance company to protect your “development” for future generations... literally...

The blogger got it from a forwarded email. He thinks it was supposed to read as "Melindungi Kemahuan Anda" (Protecting Your Needs) instead of "Melindungi Kemaluan Anda" (Protecting Your Sex Organ)...

Amanah Saham Wawasan 2020

All the 980 million Amanah Saham Wawasan 2020 (ASW 2020) units for non Bumiputeras, from the total 2.0 billion units allocated under the fund, were fully taken up by 11.50am this morning. The latest ASW 2020 offer was based on a quota of 51 percent for Bumiputeras and 49 percent for non Bumiputeras.

Poor KK woke up at 6:00am to line up at the wrong place.. well, it was CIMB but their system was down! She went over to Maybank nearby and took number 154.. when they were serving number 6.. it's practically impossible.. it was nearly 10:00am when I started lining up at Maybank (KL Sentral) branch.. There were only 30 people ahead of me in the queue..

KK then rushed over.. she was hungry and exhausted.. at almost 11:00am, I was then number 17 in the queue.. at 11.30am, my colleague Ken Lee managed to top up his ASW account.. he said there were only 66 million units left..

At 11.45am, I was number 6 in the queue.. still praying that I would be able to buy.. and at 11.50am.. it was all sold out.. all 980 million allocated for non Bumiputeras.. why is there a quota based on race? -_-"

Feeling deeply disappointed.. we walked to our office.. KK even skipped lunch because she was very upset :P

Free Facial Trial at Modern Beauty

Thanks to Karyn again, I went for another free facial trial at Modern Beauty in Midvalley (Boulevard)..

They offer facial, massage, and even slimming.. we were attended to shortly after we reached around 7.30pm on Friday, April 24.. During facial, the beautician will try to convince you to purchase extra mask (for RM60) etc.. just be firm if you don't want it even though she'll ask a couple of times..

I personally don't really enjoy the facial treatment.. even though HL was quite alright with it.. during blackhead/ dirt extraction, it was so painful that my tears kept rolling down.. it was so painful that I couldn't even speak..

Of course, right after facial treatment, the beauticians will continuously compliment how perfect your skin looks like after one session.. I waited over 30 minutes but nobody attended to me.. they're supposed to start "forcing" me to sign up for packages..

Thanks to Karyn's mom, who was there as well, told the girls that my driver aka bf is very fierce :P He is already waiting at the door and I have to leave! I escaped their sales talk after 30 minutes.. and didn't sign up for any packages.. I mean, if they claimed my skin looks "perfect" now.. why would I need to sign up? In fact, I told them I can still manage my skin care at the moment.. Yet, they told me I should sign up to "maintain"..

HL wasn't that lucky, the beauticians cornered him until 10:00pm! -_-" Poor HL.. he was starving..

Bye Bye Wisdom

Yet another wisdom tooth gone.. I'm now left with another half-submerged wisdom tooth on the lower jaw (which the dentist advised me to go for surgery to extract it.. oh no!) and another one which is still not growing out yet..

I wrote about my first wisdom tooth extraction here. This time, I went to Lee Dental Surgery in USJ Taipan again, but not being attended by the same dentist.. In fact, I was attended by his father..

I went over with Janice, as one of my teeth hurts.. There seems to be a widening gap between canine and first molar.. The dentist filled up 4 spots on these 2 teeth!

Then, my wisdom tooth (third molar) on my upper left jaw seems to show signs of another tooth decay.. It was filled up once.. The dentist said that it's difficult to brush that tooth, instead of filling it up again, he advised me to.. extract it! OMG, I wasn't prepared for yet another wisdom tooth extraction! -_-"

I went ahead with it.. Janice - who was waiting outside for her turn, was shivering in fear.. LOL! She can probably hear me screaming once in a while :P It wasn't painful actually.. because my left jaw was numb.. after anaesthetic was used.. Just that the way the dentist pulled it out just somehow felt scary! :P The tooth was so huge that the dentist had to.. cut off part of the tooth.. That's my thumb in the picture!

In fact, the dentist claimed that it's more difficult to pull out than he imagined.. because the roots were forking outwards.. -_-"

Another decay beside the previous filling (done in another clinic)..

Sigh.. bye bye Wisdom! :P

Weird Crime in Russia

One of our interns sent me a news about a weird crime in Russia.. It reads "Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave"..

Dated April 14, 2009, a young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for 3 days.

The robber burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

How does the 28 years' old hairdresser looks like?

How does the 32 years' old robber looks like?

How did my male friends react after reading the news and seeing picture of the girl?

A.LLY: I want to be the robber
A.LLY: I want :P
Me: ......

Me: Would u file charges if a girl rape u?
CYO: Depends
CYO: :D

H.LHW: I think
H.LHW: the girl...looks quite acceptable
H.LHW: not fat or whatever
H.LHW: lucky for the guy!
H.LHW: maybe should visit russia more often
Me: -_-"

Me: Scroll to the comment to see pic of the girl
W.LWH: Wah lao..... I expected her to be bigger
W.LWH: Don't think that the guy resisted much......
W.LWH: I forward the news to the rest of my batchmates
W.LWH: They came in running asking if it's true
W.LWH: Some even say don't mind... after looking at blurred pic of the girl..
Me: So.....
Me: Can u ask them....
Me: "Will u file charges if a girl rape u?"
Me: Then show pic of the girl
W.LWH: Damn kim siew (beast-like)...
Me: Ahhhh, i see
Me: I got the answer
W.LWH: But then they also said "Wah.. Why so rough..?", after I told them about the torn... frenulum...
Me: I've been asking around if a guy will file charges
W.LWH: To tell u the truth... it'll depend on the girl
Me: Their answer is:" it depends if the girl is hot or not"
W.LWH: If she didn't tear anything, don't think most guys would mind.... but it depends if she's hot or not of course
W.LWH: Ya ya
W.LWH: LOL!
W.LWH: .....Are u going to blog about it.... ?
W.LWH: Please don't say *group name removed*....

Me: If a girl rape u?
Me: Will u report to police?
ASY: Well, depends lor
ASY: Depends on why she rape me
Me: She is desperate lor
Me: How?
ASY: Is she pretty ar?
Me: Like in the pic
ASY: That type I consider as not pretty
ASY: Then I report lor
Me: I don't understand how the girl overpower him
ASY: Hmm.. because he wants it too
ASY: Haaha
Me: Hahahha.. I think so too!
ASY: Where got cat that doesn't eat fish de
Me: Wahahhaha..

Therefore, Sooi Kuan and I did an analysis.. the older the guys get, the more desperate he is :P Because most of her younger male friends do not want to be raped by a hot chic.. either that they're self-proclaimed innocent or they are not honest :P

Sushi King RM2 Bonanza

Sushi King RM2 Bonanza (April 13 to 16, 2009) is a chance for everyone to witness how kiasu Malaysians react towards sushi promotion.. Of course, after going for such promotion in the past 2 to 3 years, we can roughly estimate the right timing and location to avoid longer queues..

Midvalley Megamall is definitely a no-go place if you're hunting for sushi promotion..

You could end up waiting over an hour before you can start eating sushi.. not that it's particularly nice, just that's it's cheaper than usual :P

It's basically a competition of "Who Can Eat More"..

Some other group of customers (not us) ate so much that they need two waiters to count their plates..

I am yet another kiasu Malaysian, I went to Sushi King for both lunch and dinner on Monday, dinner on Tuesday, dinner on Wednesday.. A total of 4 times in 3 days.. For dinner on Tuesday, 7 of us finished sushi on 55 plates..

Sushi King even published a chart of how pack a particular branch is during such promotion..

Full house? Limited seat available? More seats available.. LOL! Now I'm officially sick of sushi (for the time being)! :P

P/S: I've already mentioned my brother's proud achievement many times to many people, but my brother insisted that I should talk about it AGAIN here.. everyone knows my brother can finish 21 plates alone! LOL! :P

My Sister's Brand New XPS M1530

My sister has been using hand-me-down computers all her life.. she has never own a brand new unit.. well, she's the youngest in the family, what does she expect? :P She has been using my old Dell for the past 3 years now.. and Dell can't extend warranty beyond 5 years.. the laptop is struggling and my sister has resuscitate it a number of times.. It's time to put it to sleep for good..

Finally, my parents bought a brand new Dell XPS M1530 for my sister.. At RM4850, my sister chose Tuxedo Black unit (another option is bright pink)..

It starts from RM2999 and I've customised some upgrades.. With Intel Core Duo Processor T8300 (2.4GHz, 3Mb cache, 800 MHz FSB) (additional RM576), integrated 2.0 mega pixel web cam, 3-year premier service + 3 year complete cover (additional RM694), 15.4 widescreen WXGA (1440 x 900), 4Gb SDRAM (additional RM252), 320Gb SATA (7200RPM) performance hard drive (additional of RM144 - if I chose standard SATA HDD, it is only an additional of RM90), internal 8X DVD-RW, 256Mb NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GT graphic card, integrated sound blaster Audigy advanced (additional of RM35), standard bluetooth, Wi-Fi, SD card reader, finger print reader.. It's more than enough for my little sister.. This totalled up to RM4700 according to Dell Website..

In fact, there are more.. what's she going to do with external USB modem, travel remote control, and Dell online backup 2Gb?

With a Belkin Messenger Bag (Midnight blue/ Electric blue) for RM198 (bought from Dell), it's just in time to replace her broken backpack.. which she still drag to campus.. I'm changing it to backpack instead.. So, all together it is RM4700 + RM198 = RM4898 - RM48 (further discount from Dell salesperson) = RM4850!

I'm sending the laptop over to my sister (in Australia) using FedEx soon, after I install some necessary software.. I'm sure she'll enjoy her very first brand new laptop :P (Yes, it's very much cheaper than buying directly from Dell Australia)

The Great Guardian Makeover

For only RM10, we are given a goodie bag, makeover (including make up and hair do) and a portrait photo! Janice and I went to The Great Guardian Makeover at One-Utama on April 12..

We went to a non-halal restaurant - Oriental Cravings (Feng Wei) for lunch after we redeemed our goodie bag, filled with hand towel, contact lense solution, moisturiser, face wash, sun screen, perfume, detox tea and other vouchers.. which already worth more than RM10!

I used to remember the food at Oriental Cravings tasted much better.. oh well.. RM11.90 for Clayton Loh Shee Fun is pricey.. plus I can get tastier version at Kwai Sun Coffee Shop in SS15, Subang Jaya at only RM5! Well, we pay for the environment and servies :P

Janice said the last time she tasted fried glass noodle here was much tastier..

We returned to the booth to see the crowd lining up for makeover.. the make up artists and hair dressers spent about 15 minutes per person.. so if you have 4 girls lining up in front of you, that's one hour wait :P

Still, most of the girls are happy with the wait.. RM10 for all of these.. why not? :P

I asked for smokey eyes.. something which I've never tried and always wanted to know if it's suitable for me..:P Janice's makeover was quite nice! She has temporary curls now! :)

Note: Special thanks to the photography crew, one of them - vcheng found my blog and has offered to send the original copy of our portrait photos to us! In fact, I've just received them.. he even edited the photos (remove eye bags etc)! Haha!

Lunch Date

Today, even though E4, YJ and Chee Ching are working, we managed to go out for lunch.. Yes, even though they work at different places, quite far from each other :P We went to Little Cottage Cafe at Burma Road for lunch..

They have affordable set lunch at RM9.90, RM15.90 or RM19.90 (nett prices), depending on what you choose.. YJ, LC2 and I chose the RM15.90 chef recommended chicken chop set.. It was quite delicious..

E4 and Janice chose the RM9.90 sausage meal..

Each set lunch comes with butter roll, soup of the day, main course, dessert of the day (we tried yam flavour), and coffee/ tea (free flow)..

The environment is quite cosy.. and E4 dressed like the yam dessert..:P

On the way back, we thought it would be faster using Jelutong Expressway.. guess what? We were stuck for nearly an hour! All because of collision of two lorries.. one was stuck in the middle of the road.. one lamp post was knocked down..

Another was spun into nearby flats.. I wonder what happened..

Back in Penang

I came back to Penang for the weekend with Janice.. Not knowing that a lot of people are returning to their home town to pray to their ancestors (Festival for Tending Graves)..

On Saturday, I met up with YJ, San San, Yi Pei and Cecilia at Qing Huan Tea House to discuss about our high school alumni 10th anniversary dinner.. There were about 400+ students who graduated from PCGHS in 1999 but it's just so difficult to contact everyone else.. There were only 50 confirmed guests so far.. The dinner is scheduled on September 19 - during Hari Raya weekend so that most of us should be back in Penang, hopefully!

I don't really appreciate good tea so I don't even know if the tea there is good? Because it tasted just the same as usual tea to me :P The herbal egg is not recommended.. tasted just like normal hard boil egg!

After our gathering in the afternoon, YJ and I went to pick up Chee Ching and E4 for dinner.. Then we went hunting for books (up to 90% discount at Popular, One-Stop, Midlands).. I've been to the Popular Book Store mega sale in Summit, USJ which ended 1 week ago, and now, the following weekend.. I'm in Penang going for such sale again :P I love books huh :P